Jul 2, 2016

We review Germany's penalty shootout win over Italy, with emphasis on the best and worst (looking at you, Zaza) ways to take a penalty kick. We also explain why this was such a dull game and why Jerome Boateng suddenly started riding the world's scariest roller coaster.

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Jul 2, 2016

On the newest episode of The Total Soccer Show... 

0:00 - Recapping Wales' 3-1 victory over Belgium in the Euro quarterfinals, and discussing the Welsh "Tactical Column", the compelling tactics of both managers, and the glory that is Hal Robson-Kanu (his fake parents must be so proud).

30:07 - Our sponsor today is Mack...